Expectedly Unexpected

29 April 2007

An Indian Boy…

Filed under: Almost-classics, Blahs, I Love Malaysia, Opinions — Guang @ 10:02 am

 Got this from Lim Kit Siang’s blog. Very interesting…

An Indian boy on his first day at school in the US

    It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History.

    Who said, “Give me Liberty , or give me Death”?

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775″ he said.

    “Very good!” Who said, “Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?”

    Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.” Abraham Lincoln, 1863″ said Chandrashekhar.

    The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed.

    Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!”

    She heard a loud whisper: “F**k the Indians,”

    “Who said that?” she demanded.

    Chandrashekhar put his hand up. “General Custer, 1862.”

    At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”

    The teacher glares around and asks “All right! Now, who said that?”

    Again, Chandrashekhar says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

    Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, “You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.”

    Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.”

    The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh shit, we’re fucked!”

    And Chandrashekhar said quietly, “George Bush, Iraq , 2005.”

24 April 2007

Summer 2007 Movie Extravaganza

Filed under: Announcements, Blahs, Time — Guang @ 7:10 pm

This is summer is going to be another summer with more than a handful of movies to watch and another reason for us to stuff our mouths with more popcorn. Thus this is going to be another summer movie extravaganza and tons of cash from our pockets flowing into the entertainment industry.

Movie Extravagant #1 - Spider Man (May 4)

Movie Extravagant #2  - Shrek The Third (May 1 8)

Movie Extravagant #3 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (May 25)

Movie Extravagant #4 - Ocean’s 13 (June 8)

Movie Extravagant #5 - Surf’s Up (June 8)

Movie Extravagant #6 - Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer (June 15)

Movie Extravagant #7 - Evan Almighty (June 25)

Movie Extravagant #8 - Transformers (July 4)

Movie Extravagant #9 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (July 13)

Movie Extravagant #10 - The Simpsons (July 27)

Movie Extravagant #11 - The Bourne Ultimatum (August 3)

Movie Extravagant #12 - Underdog (August 3)

Movie Extravagant #13 - Rush Hour 3 (August 10)

Movie Extravagant #14 - Halloween (August 31)

Movie Extravagant #15 - Resident Evil: Extinction (September 21)

That’s a total of 15 irresistible movies to watch! Assuming that I watch all of them and pay MYR10 for each of them in either Golden Screen Cinemas of Tanjong Golden Village, that’s a whooping MYR150 just on movies!

*faints*

I need to ge a job…

21 April 2007

Tag - Bold & Italics

Filed under: Uncategorized — Guang @ 8:33 am

I just found out today that I got stabbed by Adrian and now I’m bound to this tag.

How does this thing work?

Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the fibs alone.

Then, stab 3 people to do the same test:

I miss somebody right now.
I do not watch tv these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I have tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I have changed mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I curse.
I’m totally smart.
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller ID.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don’t hate anyone.
I’m a pretty good dancer.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I’m shy around members of the opposite sex.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I have tried alcohol before.
I own the South Park movie.
I would die for my best friend.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I am happy at this moment!
I’m obsessed with girls.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I study for tests most of the time.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I’m proficient in an musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movie.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake’s slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I have jazz in my blood.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I wear a toe ring.
I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I’m an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

No one shall be stabbed by me because I’m a good boy! *shows innocent face*

20 April 2007

What May Happen in the Next Hundred Years - A Prediction

Filed under: Academic, Almost-classics, Opinions, Time — Guang @ 3:12 pm

This is the most accurate prediction I’ve ever read in my entire life! A prediction made by Jojn Elfreth Watkins Jr. in the year 1900 about how the future is going to look like in a century from then i.e. the present!

The Ladies Home Journal from December 1900, which contained a fascinating article by John Elfreth Watkins, Jr. “What May Happen in the Next Hundred Years”.

Mr. Watkins wrote: “These prophecies will seem strange, almost impossible. Yet, they have come from the most learned and conservative minds in America. To the wisest and most careful men in our greatest institutions of science and learning I have gone, asking each in his turn to forecast for me what, in his opinion, will have been wrought in his own field of investigation before the dawn of 2001 - a century from now. These opinions I have carefully transcribed.”
During the Year 2000, we included Mr. Watkins research in our feature articles. We invite you to comment on these predictions, whether they have been realized in some way or how they can never be accomplished! In any event, we know you’ll enjoy these entries.

Prediction #1: There will probably be from 350,000,000 to 500,000,000 people in America and its possessions by the lapse of another century. Nicaragua will ask for admission to our Union after the completion of the great canal. Mexico will be next. Europe, seeking more territory to the south of us, will cause many of the South and Central American republics to be voted into the Union by their own people.”

Prediction #2: The American will be taller by from one to two inches. His increase of stature will result from better health, due to vast reforms in medicine, sanitation, food and athletics. He will live fifty years instead of thirty-five as at present – for he will reside in the suburbs. The city house will practically be no more. Building in blocks will be illegal. The trip from suburban home to office will require a few minutes only. A penny will pay the fare.

Prediction #3: Gymnastics will begin in the nursery, where toys and games will be designed to strengthen the muscles. Exercise will be compulsory in the schools. Every school, college and community will have a complete gymnasium. All cities will have public gymnasiums. A man or woman unable to walk ten miles at a stretch will be regarded as a weakling.

Prediction #4: There Will Be No Street Cars in Our Large Cities. All hurry traffic will be below or high above ground when brought within city limits. In most cities it will be confined to broad subways or tunnels, well lighted and well ventilated, or to high trestles with “moving-sidewalk” stairways leading to the top. These underground or overhead streets will teem with capacious automobile passenger coaches and freight with cushioned wheels. Subways or trestles will be reserved for express trains. Cities, therefore, will be free from all noises.

Prediction #5: Trains will run two miles a minute, normally; express trains one hundred and fifty miles an hour. To go from New York to San Francisco will take a day and a night by fast express. There will be cigar-shaped electric locomotives hauling long trains of cars. Cars will, like houses, be artificially cooled. Along the railroads there will be no smoke, no cinders, because coal will neither be carried nor burned. There will be no stops for water. Passengers will travel through hot or dusty country regions with windows down.

Prediction #6: Automobiles will be cheaper than horses are today. Farmers will own automobile hay-wagons, automobile truck-wagons, plows, harrows and hay-rakes. A one-pound motor in one of these vehicles will do the work of a pair of horses or more. Children will ride in automobile sleighs in winter. Automobiles will have been substituted for every horse vehicle now known. There will be, as already exist today, automobile hearses, automobile police patrols, automobile ambulances, automobile street sweepers. The horse in harness will be as scarce, if, indeed, not even scarcer, then as the yoked ox is today.

Prediction #7: There will be air-ships, but they will not successfully compete with surface cars and water vessels for passenger or freight traffic. They will be maintained as deadly war-vessels by all military nations. Some will transport men and goods. Others will be used by scientists making observations at great heights above the earth.

Prediction #8: Aerial War-Ships and Forts on Wheels. Giant guns will shoot twenty-five miles or more, and will hurl anywhere within such a radius shells exploding and destroying whole cities. Such guns will be armed by aid of compasses when used on land or sea, and telescopes when directed from great heights. Fleets of air-ships, hiding themselves with dense, smoky mists, thrown off by themselves as they move, will float over cities, fortifications, camps or fleets. They will surprise foes below by hurling upon them deadly thunderbolts. These aerial war-ships will necessitate bomb-proof forts, protected by great steel plates over their tops as well as at their sides. Huge forts on wheels will dash across open spaces at the speed of express trains of to-day. They will make what are now known as cavalry charges. Great automobile plows will dig deep entrenchments as fast as soldiers can occupy them. Rifles will use silent cartridges. Submarine boats submerged for days will be capable of wiping a whole navy off the face of the deep. Balloons and flying machines will carry telescopes of one-hundred-mile vision with camera attachments, photographing an enemy within that radius. These photographs as distinct and large as if taken from across the street, will be lowered to the commanding officer in charge of troops below.

Prediction #9: Photographs will be telegraphed from any distance. If there be a battle in China a hundred years hence snapshots of its most striking events will be published in the newspapers an hour later. Even to-day photographs are being telegraphed over short distances. Photographs will reproduce all of Nature’s colors.

Prediction #10: Man will See Around the World. Persons and things of all kinds will be brought within focus of cameras connected electrically with screens at opposite ends of circuits, thousands of miles at a span. American audiences in their theatres will view upon huge curtains before them the coronations of kings in Europe or the progress of battles in the Orient. The instrument bringing these distant scenes to the very doors of people will be connected with a giant telephone apparatus transmitting each incidental sound in its appropriate place. Thus the guns of a distant battle will be heard to boom when seen to blaze, and thus the lips of a remote actor or singer will be heard to utter words or music when seen to move.

Prediction #11: No Mosquitoes nor Flies. Insect screens will be unnecessary. Mosquitoes, house-flies and roaches will have been practically exterminated. Boards of health will have destroyed all mosquito haunts and breeding-grounds, drained all stagnant pools, filled in all swamp-lands, and chemically treated all still-water streams. The extermination of the horse and its stable will reduce the house-fly.

Prediction #12: Peas as Large as Beets. Peas and beans will be as large as beets are to-day. Sugar cane will produce twice as much sugar as the sugar beet now does. Cane will once more be the chief source of our sugar supply. The milkweed will have been developed into a rubber plant. Cheap native rubber will be harvested by machinery all over this country. Plants will be made proof against disease microbes just as readily as man is to-day against smallpox. The soil will be kept enriched by plants which take their nutrition from the air and give fertility to the earth.

Prediction #13: Strawberries as Large as Apples will be eaten by our great-great-grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. Raspberries and blackberries will be as large. One will suffice for the fruit course of each person. Strawberries and cranberries will be grown upon tall bushes. Cranberries, gooseberries and currants will be as large as oranges. One cantaloupe will supply an entire family. Melons, cherries, grapes, plums, apples, pears, peaches and all berries will be seedless. Figs will be cultivated over the entire United States.

Prediction #14: Black, Blue and Green Roses. Roses will be as large as cabbage heads. Violets will grow to the size of orchids. A pansy will be as large in diameter as a sunflower. A century ago the pansy measured but half an inch across its face. There will be black, blue and green roses. It will be possible to grow any flower in any color and to transfer the perfume of a scented flower to another which is odorless. Then may the pansy be given the perfume of the violet.

Prediction #15: No Foods will be Exposed. Storekeepers who expose food to air breathed out by patrons or to the atmosphere of the busy streets will be arrested with those who sell stale or adulterated produce. Liquid-air refrigerators will keep great quantities of food fresh for long intervals.

Prediction #16: There will be No C, X or Q in our every-day alphabet. They will be abandoned because unnecessary. Spelling by sound will have been adopted, first by the newspapers. English will be a language of condensed words expressing condensed ideas, and will be more extensively spoken than any other. Russian will rank second.

Prediction #17: How Children will be Taught. A university education will be free to every man and woman. Several great national universities will have been established. Children will study a simple English grammar adapted to simplified English, and not copied after the Latin. Time will be saved by grouping like studies. Poor students will be given free board, free clothing and free books if ambitious and actually unable to meet their school and college expenses. Medical inspectors regularly visiting the public schools will furnish poor children free eyeglasses, free dentistry and free medical attention of every kind. The very poor will, when necessary, get free rides to and from school and free lunches between sessions. In vacation time poor children will be taken on trips to various parts of the world. Etiquette and housekeeping will be important studies in the public schools.

Prediction #18: Telephones Around the World. Wireless telephone and telegraph circuits will span the world. A husband in the middle of the Atlantic will be able to converse with his wife sitting in her boudoir in Chicago. We will be able to telephone to China quite as readily as we now talk from New York to Brooklyn. By an automatic signal they will connect with any circuit in their locality without the intervention of a “hello girl”.

Prediction #19: Grand Opera will be telephoned to private homes, and will sound as harmonious as though enjoyed from a theatre box. Automatic instruments reproducing original airs exactly will bring the best music to the families of the untalented. Great musicians gathered in one enclosure in New York will, by manipulating electric keys, produce at the same time music from instruments arranged in theatres or halls in San Francisco or New Orleans, for instance. Thus will great bands and orchestras give long-distance concerts. In great cities there will be public opera-houses whose singers and musicians are paid from funds endowed by philanthropists and by the government. The piano will be capable of changing its tone from cheerful to sad. Many devises will add to the emotional effect of music.

Prediction #20: Coal will not be used for heating or cooking. It will be scarce, but not entirely exhausted. The earth’s hard coal will last until the year 2050 or 2100; its soft-coal mines until 2200 or 2300. Meanwhile both kinds of coal will have become more and more expensive. Man will have found electricity manufactured by waterpower to be much cheaper. Every river or creek with any suitable fall will be equipped with water-motors, turning dynamos, making electricity. Along the seacoast will be numerous reservoirs continually filled by waves and tides washing in. Out of these the water will be constantly falling over revolving wheels. All of our restless waters, fresh and salt, will thus be harnessed to do the work which Niagara is doing today: making electricity for heat, light and fuel.

Prediction #21: Hot and Cold Air from Spigots. Hot or cold air will be turned on from spigots to regulate the temperature of a house as we now turn on hot or cold water from spigots to regulate the temperature of the bath. Central plants will supply this cool air and heat to city houses in the same way as now our gas or electricity is furnished. Rising early to build the furnace fire will be a task of the olden times. Homes will have no chimneys, because no smoke will be created within their walls.

Prediction #22: Store Purchases by Tube. Pneumatic tubes, instead of store wagons, will deliver packages and bundles. These tubes will collect, deliver and transport mail over certain distances, perhaps for hundreds of miles. They will at first connect with the private houses of the wealthy; then with all homes. Great business establishments will extend them to stations, similar to our branch post-offices of today, whence fast automobile vehicles will distribute purchases from house to house.

Prediction #23: Ready-cooked meals will be bought from establishments similar to our bakeries of today. They will purchase materials in tremendous wholesale quantities and sell the cooked foods at a price much lower than the cost of individual cooking. Food will be served hot or cold to private houses in pneumatic tubes or automobile wagons. The meal being over, the dishes used will be packed and returned to the cooking establishments where they will be washed. Such wholesale cookery will be done in electric laboratories rather than in kitchens. These laboratories will be equipped with electric stoves, and all sorts of electric devices, such as coffee-grinders, egg-beaters, stirrers, shakers, parers, meat-choppers, meat-saws, potato-mashers, lemon-squeezers, dish-washers, dish-dryers and the like. All such utensils will be washed in chemicals fatal to disease microbes. Having one’s own cook and purchasing one’s own food will be an extravagance.

Prediction #24: Vegetables Grown by Electricity. Winter will be turned into summer and night into day by the farmer. In cold weather he will place heat-conducting electric wires under the soil of his garden and thus warm his growing plants. He will also grow large gardens under glass. At night his vegetables will be bathed in powerful electric light, serving, like sunlight, to hasten their growth. Electric currents applied to the soil will make valuable plants grow larger and faster, and will kill troublesome weeds. Rays of colored light will hasten the growth of many plants. Electricity applied to garden seeds will make them sprout and develop unusually early.

Prediction #25: Oranges will grow in Philadelphia. Fast-flying refrigerators on land and sea will bring delicious fruits from the tropics and southern temperate zone within a few days. The farmers of South America, South Africa, Australia and the South Sea Islands, whose seasons are directly opposite to ours, will thus supply us in winter with fresh summer foods, which cannot be grown here. Scientist will have discovered how to raise here many fruits now confined to much hotter or colder climates. Delicious oranges will be grown in the suburbs of Philadelphia. Cantaloupes and other summer fruits will be of such a hardy nature that they can be stored through the winter as potatoes are now.

Prediction #26: Strawberries as large as apples will be eaten by our great great grandchildren for their Christmas dinners a hundred years hence. Raspberries and blackberries will be as large. One will suffice for the fruit course of each person. Strawberries and cranberries will be grown upon tall bushes. Cranberries, gooseberries and currants will be as large as oranges. One cantaloupe will supply an entire family. Melons, cherries, grapes, plums, apples, pears, peaches and all berries will be seedless. Figs will be cultivated over the entire United States.

Prediction #27: Few drugs will be swallowed or taken into the stomach unless needed for the direct treatment of that organ itself. Drugs needed by the lungs, for instance, will be applied directly to those organs through the skin and flesh. They will be carried with the electric current applied without pain to the outside skin of the body. Microscopes will lay bare the vital organs, through the living flesh, of men and animals. The living body will to all medical purposes be transparent. Not only will it be possible for a physician to actually see a living, throbbing heart inside the chest, but he will be able to magnify and photograph any part of it. This work will be done with rays of invisible light.

Prediction #28: There will be no wild animals except in menageries. Rats and mice will have been exterminated. The horse will have become practically extinct. A few of high breed will be kept by the rich for racing, hunting and exercise. The automobile will have driven out the horse. Cattle and sheep will have no horns. They will be unable to run faster than the fattened hog of today. A century ago the wild hog could outrun a horse. Food animals will be bred to expend practically all of their life energy in producing meat, milk, wool and other by-products. Horns, bones, muscles and lungs will have been neglected.

Prediction #29: To England in Two Days. Fast electric ships, crossing the ocean at more than a mile a minute, will go from New York to Liverpool in two days. The bodies of these ships will be built above the waves. They will be supported upon runners, somewhat like those of the sleigh. These runners will be very buoyant. Upon their under sides will be apertures expelling jets of air. In this way a film of air will be kept between them and the water’s surface. This film, together with the small surface of the runners, will reduce friction against the waves to the smallest possible degree. Propellers turned by electricity will screw themselves through both the water beneath and the air above. Ships with cabins artificially cooled will be entirely fireproof. In storm they will dive below the water and there await fair weather.

Source 

11 April 2007

HOT!

Filed under: Blahs, Frustration — Guang @ 5:30 pm

It’s freaking HOT here in Sheffield and it’s only 14 degrees Celsius and it’s going to get hotter the next few days! 18 degrees this coming Sunday! I can’t imagine the day when I return to Malaysia which is usually 32-34 degrees during the day.

*runs to refrigerator and prepares MORE ice*

Blogger’s Registration

Filed under: Blahs, Frustration, I Love Malaysia, Opinions — Guang @ 2:35 pm

According to the article I read in Malaysia Today’s website stating that the government has issued fresh attacks on bloggers. Forcing bloggers to register with the government. The article is as follows:-

Malaysian ministers in fresh attack on bloggers

Malaysia Today (malaysia-today.net)

April 7, 2007

(AFP) - Malaysian ministers have issued fresh attacks on bloggers, threatening to take away their rights and accusing them of trying to overthrow the government, according to reports.

The assaults come amidst an unprecedented defamation suit against two bloggers and outrage from rights groups after a minister during the week suggested Malaysian bloggers may be forced to identify themselves.

Information Minister Zainuddin Maidin said bloggers should not be exempt from the same controls as the mainstream media, and accused them of using lies to overthrow the government, the state Bernama news agency reported.

“This is very dangerous as they are writing and taking steps to gain power,” he was quoted as saying late Friday from Singapore.

Zainuddin also supported a proposal by deputy communications minister Shaziman Abu Mansor, who on Wednesday suggested bloggers be registered.

Ministers, including Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, have in recent months launched attacks on bloggers and Internet users, accusing them of spreading lies about the government.

Abdullah has also supported a controversial lawsuit against prominent bloggers Jeff Ooi and Ahirudin Attan by the government-linked New Straits Times Press newspaper group for posts criticising the daily and the government.

In a report Saturday, communications minister Lim Keng Yaik threatened action against bloggers if they were irresponsible.

“We are not interfering with their rights. But if they behave irresponsibly, we will take away their rights,” Lim was quoted as saying in the New Straits Times. “The way they blog, with all that filth inside, do you think they are responsible?”

Rights groups have condemned all the attacks, arguing blogs offer a crucial alternative to the tightly-controlled mainstream media.

Paris-based watchdog Reporters Without Borders late Friday said the proposal to register bloggers was more evidence of Malaysia’s desire to control online information.

“The obligatory registering of blogs is a measure that so far has only been adopted by countries such as China that violate Internet users’ rights,” it said in a statement.

In my previous blog post, The Star newspaper reported that forcing bloggers to register is a “stricter” way to control information that bloggers release on the internet.

The question is, why stop us from spreading so called “rumours” about the government when the government has nothing to hide? If the Malaysian blogosphere says that the government is hiding something, then the government should step up and step out and say that, “Look, you said we did this and that, so here’s the proof that we are clean and honest with you.” Just by doing this, all of us will shut up and say no more because you’ve proven us wrong! If we’re accusing something that isn’t true and you don’t step to defend yourself about it but instead force us bloggers to register and control what information comes out from our fingertips, then wouldn’t that make us, no not only us, but Malaysians and other nations think that we have something to hide and don’t what this information to leak out?

Logical thinking people. The government should walk a mile in a typical Malaysian’s shoe and they’ll realise how much things they’ve hidden from us, whether we are right or wrong, it doesn’t make much of a difference becuase the government is trying to make the situation look like they’re hiding something. Anything that is implemented by force without strong fool-proof foundations will just spring up more matters.

Everyone in Malaysia already has to register to countless things. Birth certificate (okay, this is done in almost all countries), then we have to register for our Identification Cards (where countries like the UK and US don’t and people there are against having to do so), then we have to register to sit for countless government examinations i.e. PTS (during my time), UPSR, PMR and SPM (and every one of them costs a bomb, just think of the poor), then mid of last year, we were forced to register our prepaid phone numbers and now we have to register out blogs?! There’s just too much paper work already and I’m only 19! Imagine when I have to start paying income tax and quick rents and car registrations and tax and other various miscellaneous taxes?!

*rips hair from scalp*

If the government don’t want us to spread all these apparently “false” rumours then they might as well just stop providing internet for the entire country. That would stop bloggers from saying anything at all whether it’s for personal reasons or for the entertainment of others or for poking the government. Here we go, Malaysia is going to be one step closer to being identical to China’s cyber world.

*shakes head*

9 April 2007

World’s Top 100 Most Liveable Cities

Filed under: Academic, Blahs, I Love Malaysia — Guang @ 9:13 pm

Found a website showing us the world’s top 100 most liveable cities to live in. 215 cities in this world were surveyed and the results are shown below.

  1. Zurich, Switzerland
  2. Geneva, Switzerland
  3. Vancouver, Canada
  4. Vienna, Austria
  5. Auckland, New Zealand
  6. Dusseldorf, Germany
  7. Frankfurt, Germany
  8. Munich, Germany
  9. Bern, Switzerland
  10. Sydney, Australia
  11. Copenhagen, Germany
  12. Wellington, New Zealand
  13. Amsterdam, The Netherlands
  14. Brussels, Belgium
  15. Toronto, Canada
  16. Berlin, Germany
  17. Melbourne, Australia
  18. Luxembourg, Luxembourg
  19. Ottawa, Canada
  20. Stockholm, Sweden
  21. Perth, Australia
  22. Montreal, Canada
  23. Nurnberg, Germany
  24. Calgary, Canada
  25. Hamburg, Germany
  26. Oslo, Norway
  27. Dublin, Ireland
  28. Honolulu, United States
  29. San Francisco, United States
  30. Adelaide, Australia
  31. Helsinki, Finland
  32. Brisbane, Australia
  33. Paris, France
  34. Singapore, Singapore
  35. Tokyo, Japan
  36. Lyon, France
  37. Boston, United States
  38. Yokohama, Japan
  39. London, England
  40. Kobe, Japan
  41. Barcelona, Spain
  42. Madrid, Spain
  43. Osaka, Japan
  44. Washington, United States
  45. Chicago, United States
  46. Portland, United States
  47. Lisbon, Portugal
  48. New York, United States
  49. Milan, Italy
  50. Seattle, United States
  51. Lexington, United States
  52. Pittsburgh, United States
  53. Winston Salem, United States
  54. Nagoya, Japan
  55. Birmingham, England
  56. Tsukuba, Japan
  57. Glasgow, Scotland
  58. Los Angeles, United States
  59. Cleveland, United States
  60. Minneapolis, United States
  61. Rome, Italy
  62. Miami, United States
  63. Yokkaichi, Japan
  64. Detroit, United States
  65. Saint Louis, United States
  66. Atlanta, United States
  67. Leipzig, Germany
  68. Houston, United States
  69. Omuta, Japan
  70. Hong Kong, China
  71. San Juan, Puerto Rico
  72. Prague, Czech Republic
  73. Katsuyama, Japan
  74. Budapest, Hungary
  75. KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA
  76. Montevideo, Uruguay
  77. Port Louis, Mauritius
  78. Athens, Greece
  79. Buenos Aires, Argentina
  80. Ljubjana, Slovenia
  81. Dubai, United Arab Emirates
  82. Vilnius, Lithuania
  83. Santiago, Chile
  84. Taipei, Taiwan
  85. Cape Town, South Africa
  86. Warsaw, Poland
  87. Seoul, South Korea
  88. Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
  89. Tallinn, Estonia
  90. Johannesburg, South Africa
  91. Limassol, Cypruss
  92. Riga, Latvia
  93. Panama City, Panama
  94. Monterrey, Mexico
  95. Tunis, Tunisia
  96. Victoria, Seychelles
  97. Papeete, French Polynesia
  98. Port Elizabeth, South Africa
  99. Bratislava, Slovakia
  100. Shanghai, China

Source

To be honest, I am quite surprised with the rankings of certain cities. Beijing is not even in the list and Shanghai barely making it at the 100th spot. Dubai’s ranking is quite low seeing that it’s the world’s fastest emerging tourist destination. And several cities like Tunis and Papeete making it into the top 100 list is an eye opening sight indeed.

Kuala Lumpur being at 75th position, I am actually quite happy, to be honest. We’ve over taken many other major and even larger and more developed Asian cities leaving only Hong Kong, Japan and Singapore that are above us. For once, and rarely do I do this, but I have to say well done to our government for making our lives in Kuala Lumpur comfortable.

Obviously, from the list, you can see that the top spots are dominated by European cities and topping them all with Switz cities like Zurich and Geneva. Looks like Zurich has emerged to be the world’s most outstanding city being the most liveable city, the richest city in the world and also at the same time one of the most expensive to live in (5th place). Refer to this post for more information.

So, here’s where Kuala Lumpur stands. We’re the cheapest (1st place) city to live in, the 55th richest city in the world and the 75th most liveable city in the world. I guess we aren’t doing that bad compared to other cities in Asia. Well done!

Tag: If This Were To Be My Last Post

Filed under: Blahs, Opinions — Guang @ 7:53 pm

This morning, right after breakfast, was blog-surfing among my friend’s blogs. And soon after I stumbled upon a post in this blog, The Undeniable Beauty, a friend of mine. The title of the post suggests something similar to the title above. However, when I continued reading downwards, it sounds that she is going to close her blog down and that was her very last post for her blog.

Sadly, this is my last post for my blog too. :( All thanks to The Undeniable Beauty, and thanks to her blogging friends and the source of this misery, The Urban Monk, my blog shall be put to a halt and so as the rest of the blogosphere due to our wonderful government’s latest announcement of possible enforcement of blogger’s registration and the ultimatum of internet information control.

So, well since this is my last post before I get arrested by the government for not registering my blog with them, I have composed a short letter for all you readers before I vanish away from the blogosphere.

Dear Blogders,

Sadly, this is going to be my last post for this blog at the address, jannock.wordpress.com. So before I leave my cave into the open cruel world called reality, I would like to share with you a special something that helps this blog keep going forward and expanding.

Firstly, the title, Expectedly Unexpected, tells you that in life, nothing is expected. Nothing is predicted 100% accurately. Nothing in the future can be foreseen. You gotta expect things that are unexpected. You can shape your future but you can’t control what exactly happens to you and the things that take place all around you.

Life is like a story book. Every page you turn is an interesting event. Every chapter you complete is a period of interesting events. Every now and then, something unexpected happens in the story that makes the story interesting. A twist or a sudden change of events that grabs your imagination and sends your mind rocketing into another dimension. This is life. Life is just like a story book.

Secondly, this blog is not only used as a record for interesting and outstanding events throughout my life but also a medium for me to express my opinion on anything or in other words, everything. We must express ourselves. Let out the fire that’s burning inside of us. Let everyone around you and through blogging, everyone in the world (with an internet connection) know what you think. It could be something so small that others never thought about, so it could be something so big that everyone is dying to know more about.

Blogging could be a medium for you to vent your anger. Your frustrations, your concerns. Never keep anything locked inside your heart (well, of course unless it’s a secret that might cause all your friends to leave you). Never be shy to share you highs and lows of life. As the saying goes, sharing is caring. The more frustrations you fill your heart, it’ll eventually show up in your facial expressions and long enough your emotional state of mind could be affected. Ultimately, it might make you lose your mind! Therefore, share, spread the love, shout out your frustrations, scream away your anger through blogging.

Thirdly, the internet would be dull if there weren’t any bloggers around. All you see will be just websites of companies, advertisements and news websites. How dull can that be. Imagine, you surfing the web everyday with nothing to read except CNN.com and some random company that’s selling nuclear bombs to the public. Without bloggers, the cyber world would be a very quiet place indeed. Without bloggers, you would be sitting in front of your computer several hours a day reading blogs like mine and viewing porn (for some of you).

Therefore to reinforce my point before this, bloggers gives colour to the world wide web. Whether it’s a rainbow of seven colours or a whole spectrum of colours, blogging gives it all. Didin’t it occur to you that reading about another person that is living in Peru while your are in Ukraine would be fascinating. Getting to know their food, their culture, their people, their way of life. Broadening you horizons in knowledge and cultures of others brings the world closer together.That’s what makes the word go round. Not just some centripetal force that we’ve learnt in Physics lectures and the spinning of the Earth and the gravity of the Sun that makes the world go round, it’s us!

I think I better stop here now. I’m having a feeling that this post will not end and my letter will just stray off topic even further than it is already right now.

I bid all a good farewell and it has been good blogging with you. Without you, this blog would be meaningless. Adios!

With lots of love,

Guang

Yay! It’s finally done. I am now proud to say that I’ve done a piece of work solely for charity from the good of my heart! I have just donate $1 to charity with this post.

Oh before I forget, this ISN’T my last post and I am NOT going to stop blogging. It’s just a tag I got.

And now the fun part begins. I am now going to tag others! *evil grins*

So here’s the list of people that I am going to tag:

Adrian

June Lee

Ken Seong

Roberta

Oh, just to remind you, remember to link back to the post in Urban Monk’s blog. The link is available at the top of this post. Happy blogging and do your part for charity today! ;)

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